Brainstorming New Baby Yoda Merch (feat. Casey Wilson) – Lights Out with David Spade

Brainstorming New Baby Yoda Merch (feat. Casey Wilson) – Lights Out with David Spade


Nico and Chris,
welcome. -Thank you. -And Casey– It’s your
first time. -SANTOS: Yes. And Casey, it’s your first time. -Casey Wilson.
-It’s my first time and last. She’s on that–
She’s on that HBO show. -And your last?
-Yeah. Okay, that’s nice. You’re on the show,
Mrs. Fletcher, on HBO, -with Kathryn Hahn, right?
-Yeah. -That’s good, yeah. -Thank you.
-(cheers and applause) -Thank you.
-I just saw one, very funny. -Kathryn’s so funny.
-Yes. -Uh, and, uh,
I know your husband. -Yes. -And, uh, we’re sort
of friends, right? -Yeah. All right, let’s look
into Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda is the new breakout
Star Wars character. Oh, look how cute. But here’s the bad part. No merch on this little cutie will be ready
until April. Wah-wah. Walt Disney’s head is
rolling over in its freezer. Chris, you have
some nerd qualities. What do you think, uh,
what do you think about this? When I was growing up…
(stammering) There’s always, like,
a cute character that people gravitate to. When I was growing up,
Return of the Jedi was big and it was Ewoks
’cause they were adorable. And this– Baby Yoda’s great,
but it’s just like, “Uh, just (bleep) shave an Ewok and spray it green,
you know what I mean? -Yeah, it’s true.
-‘Cause, but also, it’s like, I’m-I’m waiting to see, like,
Teen Yoda. -SPADE: Oh. Awkward.
-Like force slamming the door. Like, “Understand me,
you don’t!” (laughter) Nico? Can’t you just pour water on
these things and make more? Isn’t that how it works? SPADE: You’re confusing them,
I think. (applause) I… I have never seen
Star Wars, all due respect. -And– I know.
-(Hardwick gasping) Calm down, calm down.
It’s okay. But I do feel like Star Wars,
if I may, like, Star Wars nerds
are into this little baby because they’ll never have them because no one
will have sex with them. (laughter) -I am married.
-I know. -I like that.
-And I’m… I’m excited
about going to Chinatown and seeing all the merchants
being like, “What you need?
I got Gucci. I got Dior.
I got Yoda.” SPADE:
Yeah. Baby Yoda is not even re–
you know this– It’s not related to the Yoda
that I grew up with. -The real… -Well, I think
that the jury is still out -on exactly what the
storyline… -SPADE: Ooh. (overlapping chatter) But I can’t wait for the,
♪ Star Wars Babies ♪ ♪ They’ll make
your dreams come true ♪ ♪ Star Wars Babies ♪ ♪ The force is strong
with you. ♪ -I’m just– something.
-I think this is -I would watch it.
-from a chemical accident. -Yeah. -I think that’s
the backstory. He looks– He’s fine. No, he’s super cute.
I’m going crazy for him. But there’s no… But there’s no official
Baby Yoda items. But we made some little cuties
here, like, so kids… They won’t know the difference.
So you can get… From The Today Show,
we got Baby Hoda. I like that. I like that. SPADE:
And we’ve got Babe Liotta. -HARDWICK: Fantastic.
-He’s grumpy. -He comes with Chantix.
-WILSON: Yeah, he’s mad. And, uh, of course, Baby Hova. Yeah. Um, guys, Kendall Jenner… -WILSON: Hmm. -You know
Kendall Jenner. Gorgeous. Uh, Bella Hadid. They were in Miami
at-at Fart Basel this week, and they were, uh…
Art Basel. What did I say? And, uh,
they were seen wrestling and flirting on a yacht. Of course a yacht.
Why wouldn’t it be? There was a big story about this
in The Daily Scissor. -What it was was…
-(laughter) Now, this is something that’s supposed to get
guys like me excited, -but it feels like this move
is getting old. -WILSON: Yeah. Like, two babes kiss,
and we’re all supposed to go, “Arf, arf, arf, arf!”
You know? It’s an insult to real hardworking,
day-to-day lesbians. Know what I mean? That are out there
grinding it out, and then they see these.
They get all the attention. And we’re supposed to go,
“Oh, they kissed.” Like it’s so weird.
It’s not weird. I want a pair of yoga pants that looks like I dragged my ass
through a Bob Ross painting. (laughter and applause) -Oh, it wasn’t dry.
-Happy little cheek. -Like, just dragging.
-SPADE: Yeah. Those work on her, I feel like. -They work just-just fine.
-Yeah. You had it with this situation,
or are you okay with it? I haven’t had it. I’m into it
and am attracted to them both. Yeah, that’s true.
I think we all are. -Yeah.
-Well, uh… -SPADE: Sorry to get mad.
Oh, you’re not. -Yeah, yeah. Okay, we just…
we just found something out.

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64 Comments

  1. Fckn Starwars. What adult still admits to knowing anything about starwars? It's prob just me. As a litle boy I loved Star Trek and Catholicism. I went to church, watched men being beemed to distant planets and was told my Jaesus born from a virgin, and I said WWWHHAATT.

  2. They said it was impossible to go 16,060 days without saying a single funny thing, but Chris Hardwick stood up and said "Watch this…"

  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxtoMckx9-Q

    to ny then brown ridge

    white floss 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Z92aYPKG4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXG97OM1QHc

    actually macron did not catch bahdady and struggle with terrors attacks cause this keeps frank on they hook

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rPVrpiHxjo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlCPSfn0sac

    but why giuliani ant talk to white house cause at that point what is intending is that e do not hear from barr any more? why not seem liek after costa or cost left barr is not even doing anything any more. gulling was consulted and whose ides was that to invite him to be personal lawyer and why even president needs personal lawyer sounds liek barr not backing him up it really sounds liek guilin need to be in position barr has, caus bear seem useless why he is main lawyer is what is he even doing he is not CI or FB I but we hear from these people what is barr role? he seem to be a puppet with quit dimples

    jo drop to the floor?

    what floor what jo?

    jobs?

    O J s?

    O DJ ays?

    chips?

    aleins 

    floor brand?

    Bra NDA?

    good j o ? doing it j o 13

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    giuliani is council not lawyer he is consultant to president on ukrianand impeacemt inquiries and what else?

    with NDA bilateral so they can share what they can put in tabloids and what solve via diplomatic channels to not escalate any military conflict 

    obviously adam tiff not fighting for any noble price not even creating visibility promoting military aids basically blAd bath

    all over the floor jo d r  o p pee d a ll over Z e f l oor

    see who pee dalls?

    pee calls

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    pa n  d  o r a   M A 

    get to have transgender legislation about conversion and pro p  Ug End AAA t ear l y    H h ?

    n a k l us

    ku k lus k l a n g 

    it looks like stolen berg is the only happy camper because he is the one creating isis sabotage attacks which actually mke president trump sound liek idiot when he says he defeat isis in syria because who then president erdogan fighting and that is what lek stolen berg happy cause he creating various type of problems. no t really funny  

    lay z i

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    iz r ay el

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sST4n4LZR0

    app rop st i 8

    why pelosi creates problems why do u guys investigate her son in ukrain and what bribes he was acceptation 2 percent on 2 billion dollar sales on personal bank account?

    all these politicians trying to impeach president trump receive pocket money from all these donations to ukraine tha is why they so worried 

    hu i s kelly

    thsi horrible guy next to president he was saying about military aid an create grounds for impeachment teh way he presented everything 

    sow hat do these peopel want > everyone came for paycheck?

    and there is a lot of money laundering via quatar? why stolen berg is good person when his job is to support military resolution af any conflict so all these peopel they want land and they want nato to not defend them but to actually help them be aggressors and get lad and power. lets not say it is defense budget is budget to sponsor grow nazi who is kelly ?

    this guys looks liek baby yoda not green color but expression

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNWS4dXq6dM

    no bel PR  a i se A ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsnXkww_i5A

    but Ukraine needs all the military aid?

    please buy my book u do not have to

    is that l 8 i p s t i c  up 2 tease?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7b4R445iA8

    do u think what i say do not make sense and what would be impact on marriage if someone liek kelly ann suck the president off regularly and they try to hide it from melania 

    people do thes ethel o activities all the time, no?

    and they do not talk about thsi in tabloids

    then suddenly a willing female who like to suck president penis start to participate in me too movement. do u think if kelly ann did that she did not collect sperm sample and blackmail president trump even if s is teh one unzipping president pants and really insist to suck ?

    i mean i am saying this imagine what prove she has that she did not suck president pensi can she ever say she did not ?? 

    she has no prove she did not i can say anything. she can actually only prove it that she did that is why she has evidence ? bit  women liek kelly ann she is not sy she know what she does yet women liek her say they were harassed? but my question again how doe sit affect marriage caus eosme peopel ting that even help some peopel marriages to refocus from problem and some wife thing i do not have to do it someone else help my husband to jerk off cause he is annoying. why do we have marriages when women are not attracted dto men and stay together. i am just wondering from every possible angle. who president can even trust there was so many stupid decisions that was done by his office and all the councils. Including kelly ann actually

    ​ @Saddle tramp  it is not imagination this is what she is doing and hw do  think to make it a story in tabloids? cause she loves sucking dicks yet she can pretend she does not and was forced? and then she said she was forced to resign but actually she is allowed o she thinks she can stay and can continue continue her activities she does not look like victim and she is not but actually the culture today is such that they blame on president not on her

    ​ @Saddle tramp  also what to do with women in position of power? cause actually kelly aNN cant feel secure having sucked president penis and collecting his sperm and then she can actually harass or just suck for fun penisis of the rest of the stuff in the house cause what can happen to her? Cause she is addict this way. On the top people she suck tasing they can be helped by her and while she secured her position blackmailing president etc and so she can continue to create these type of environment which is really disgusting dirty type fo situation entirely secretive and corrupted  they do not talk about this in tabloids especially about women with kids. they need to talk about it.

    even is she is serially doing with many men. cat they collect evidence of several man she did it with to prove that she sucks many peopel over hu she has position of power actually as a senior stuff.

    UV

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QQORd_jmEE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opHo3O7St6Y

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2gP2u48Koc

    hopefully that is not what melania says to her husband

  4. They only made the new star wars to make little yoda to make billion dollars off of merch. Same with that new togo dog movie. Just to take our money.not cuz they careaboht the series

  5. David Spade I love everything you do. I think you are brilliant and are very humble not to mention very handsome! I just wanted to wish you a very MerryChristmas and hope you are very blessed with whatever your dreams are in 2020!!!!

  6. I just watched the original Star Wars trilogy. They were good, better than I expected. I've already seen most of the newer ones. (I'm a girl.)

  7. THIS shows their complete and utter IGNORANCE to what the title is even about… it's like getting a bunch of 8-year-olds together to talk about foreign policy!

  8. I have watched this Mandalorian Series on Disney + for something to actually do with my son ( who is 21 I might add, I'm 50) so I instantly called "HER" BODA ( for baby yoda of course )…and My son say's "NO, MOM NO GENDER< NO NAMES, you don't know what's going on YET!!!!" This is my geek squad son and his Star Wars Philosophy!

  9. The second David opens his mouth, you hear what actual triple A comedy is, and really highlights the mediocrity of most "comedians." Literally, everything that comes out of David's mouth is gold. David you're right there with Norm and Kevin and Conan.

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