Convos With My 4-Year-Old – EPISODE 4 – “Car Pee Diem”

Convos With My 4-Year-Old – EPISODE 4 – “Car Pee Diem”

♪ (piano plays Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star and goes off key) ♪ (car engine hums) I have to go to the bathroom. – (dad) You have to go to the bathroom?
– (Coco) Yeah. (dad) Can you hold it? Mmm, no.
No, I have to go. Okay. (dad) Okay. Okay, don’t…touch anything. (Coco) But I just want to touch that! (dad) No! – Don’t touch that.
– This? No, no. Don’t touch anything. (sighs) I don’t have to go. What? You don’t have to go? No. Um, maybe you should try. I don’t have to go. Do people have just one wedding,
or do people have lots of weddings? Weddings, um… (dad) Well, usually people have
one wedding, but sometimes– Well, what is a wedding?
What’s a wedding for? It’s a celebration for when
two people want to spend their lives together and be a family. I get it. Yeah. So… Wait. Oh no! Then what if the person I marry
already has a family? Like, how do I know that? Uh, well, they would tell you. Oh! (chuckles) Of course. I have to go to the bathroom. You just said you didn’t have to go. Yeah, it’s just that…
I have to go. I’m not gonna touch anything, right? No, right. Don’t touch anything. Okay, I don’t have to go. Yeah, you have to go. Mmm, no I don’t. We can’t do this all day.
You obviously have to go. I don’t have to go! Just…just relax.
Just let it out. (sighs) Here you go. Tell me a story. (dad) Okay, once upon a time… there was a little tinkle
that lived in Coco’s tummy. What’s his name? – The Tinkle’s name? Uh, Steve.
– (Coco) Mhm. Steve Tinkle. (dad) So he wanted to get out.
He decided one day to knock on the door and he said, “Hey!
Let me outta here!” And then Coco heard the call
and decided to relax and just let him out. And down he went…
through the pipes, – this way, and that way, and–
– (urinating) Hey! Way to go! – I’m doing it.
– You’re doing it. (chuckles) There you go. Nice work. (sighs) Whew. – (urinating stops)
– High five. (urinating) Oh man. – (stops)
– Done? – Maybe.
– (urinating starts) No, it’s coming out. Okay. (dad) Did you drink a lot? (urination slows to a drip and stops) I’m ready. Great. Let me make this up here. – (dad) Okay, here we go.
– (bumping noises) Okay, I wanna do it! No! No, no, no, no, no.
Don’t touch. Watch. (flushes toilet) Use your feet. Good bye. – I want to…
– Yeah, you use your feet. – (thumping noises)
– No, you don’t need to do it now. – We’ve already–
– (flushes toilet) (dad) So you think you’ll
get married one day? (Coco) I don’t know. (dad) Yeah, that’s a long way. Uh oh… (Coco) What? – Now I gotta go.
– What?! (sighs) [captioned by] Subtitles by the community

About the Author: Michael Flood


  1. This is my four year old. We hit the bathroom three times before she finally goes. Nice product placement by the way.

  2. Not letting Coco touch anything and then having her use large amounts of hand sanitizer is way over kill. I know you want to keep her healthy but kids need some exposure to germs to help build there immune systems. People who are overly cautious about germs tend to get sick more easily because of this. Not to mention over use of santizers breeds stronger bacteria.

  3. I should have known better than attempt to watch this at my desk at work… Now I know "guffaw" is real as I think that is what just escaped my lips!  ROFL

  4. For some reason I could not enjoy this video. I like the other ones but this one is just weird. Perhaps it's my culture or my age but I thought it would be worth mentioning why I dislike even though I'm not really giving a reason.

  5. "Once upon a time there was a little tinkle" — I almost laughed myself into an asthma attack on that one! 

    And the look on the face of the guy in the next stall — PRICELESS!

  6. Um your a lovely dad and all but don't you think your over obsessing about the toilet you don't want her to worry about germs when she's older do you.

  7. "he's a germaphobe" "he needs to stop" "do you see how much hand sanitizer he's using" that's not the point of the video! he's trying to teach Coco public bathrooms are a little dirtier than at home so back off. have a nice day!

    p.s. I love your videos Matt! she's getting so big! 💕

  8. The girl probably has urinary infection… Go to the doctor, not to random toilets. 😉  ( BTW is it normal to let small kids urine outisde in the nature in US? Because I would rather do that than go to some public bathrooms. It is really common here, to let kids pee on a tree 😉

  9. That over-sized carseat, though….that – THAT is blowing my mind. I love it even more than the over-sized girl clothes!!

  10. Ive been a fan since episode 1 season 1 and adore every minute still. I about died with this episode though, I am the DONT TOUCH ANYTHING mom who wont let you wash in the sink because its filthy and has industrial hand sanitizer. lol

  11. Can you imagine what the people getting gas were thinking when they saw 2 grown men walking out of a 1 stall bathroom with a camera.

  12. XD that don't touch anything is my mom. And she drilled that into me. And coco with the I don't have to go is my sister XD

  13. Coco has the best outfits. My main question is do you choose coco's outfits and then make man sized versions. Is that very time consuming? Or is it easier to find things for him and make a Coco-sized version.

  14. Can they just make these videos forever. Like Convos with my 17 year old. Convos with my 40 year old and stuff like that.

  15. Thank you for saying that the definition of marriage is a celebration for two people who want to spend their lives together instead of a man and a woman who want to spend their lives together 🙂

  16. Ok, the Edgar Wright style editing as you get out of and back into the van is awesome. So is the rest of the video, but that bit jumped out at me. Well done.

  17. Such a sweet series. I always get so excited when I periodically check back in and find NEW EPISODES!! This one tickled me because for some reason – ever since I was as young as the real Coco – I have always enjoyed stories about people who have to go to the bathroom – perhaps because it's one of those things which is usually edited out, or if the bathroom features, it's never used for its intended use (e.g. James Bond might use it as some kind of communications base, or Superman might use it to change into outfit, but you probably wouldn't see either of them using it for its actual purpose in any depicted scene…or their needing at an awkward time and having to try and wait… But back to this…as s a general point, the addition of the actor for Shepherd in certain episodes was hilarious 🙂 Just out of interest…where DID you get the gigantic adult car seat? What make is it – or was it specially commissioned?

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