Daytona Trump | Life For Sale

Daytona Trump | Life For Sale


>BEN MALLAH: I LIKE THIS PLACE. I’M GONNA BUY THIS PLACE. THIS PLACE IS GREAT. ♪ ♪>BEN: WE’RE TAKING
OFF IN A PLANE I’VE NEVER BEEN IN BEFORE WHICH IS PRETTY SKINNY AND WE’RE GOING DOWN TO DAYTONA TO MEET JIMMY HART TO HELP HIM OPEN UP HIS NEW HALL OF FAME BAR & GRILL. CHECK OUT THE ROOMS TO SEE WHAT KIND OF PROGRESS HE’S MAKING THERE AND THEN IT’S OFF TO ORLANDO. HERE WE GO. WE’RE OFF. THERE’S A HOTEL NEAR SEA WORLD FOR SALE. I LOVE SEA WORLD. YOU KNOW, IT GIVES ANIMALS A CHANCE TO HAVE AN EDUCATION, A JOB. THE KIDS GET JOBS WHEN THEY’RE BORN THERE. I THINK IT’S A WONDERFUL THING FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF ANIMALS. IN MY OPINION WE’RE DOING THEM A BIG FAVOR. WE FEED THEM. WE GIVE THEM A PLACE TO LIVE. A SAFE PLACE TO LIVE. WE GIVE THEM TRAINING. WE GIVE THEM EMPLOYMENT. WE GIVE THEM SATISFACTION OF THEIR EXISTENCE. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE IDIOTS IN THE WORLD THAT GOT FISH TANKS IN THEIR HOUSE? THE FISH DON’T DO NOTHING. THEY SIT AROUND, THEY FLOAT AROUND IN A LITTLE TINY BOX. THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL. AND EVERYBODY WITH THEIR GODDAMN DOGS AND ALL THEIR CATS, THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE PERSECUTED. THEY SHOULD SHUT DOWN EVERY GODDAMN PET
STORE THERE IS. EVERYBODY THAT KEEPS BIRDS IN A CAGE, THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL. A BIRD IS SUPPOSED TO FLY. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOCKING IT UP IN A LITTLE CAGE IN YOUR HOUSE? EVERYBODY’S GOT THE WRONG WHOLE IDEA ABOUT SEA WORLD. JIMMY’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT AND ADVISOR TO JIMMY HART. EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO JIMMY HART.>P.I. PAULIE: THAT’S ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SCRIPT IS BEFORE YOU DO IT. P.I. PAULIE IS WHAT
THEY CALL ME. WHEN JIMMY HART NEEDS I GET. I TAKE CARE OF ALL HIS NEEDS. 5 AM, WE GET UP EARLY TO CATCH THE EARLY BIRD. THAT’S ENOUGH.>BEN: EVERY CELEBRITY NEEDS A PERSONAL ASS KISSER.>SHOW HIM THIS RIGHT HERE.>BEN: I DRESSED UP JUST
FOR YOU, JIMMY.>JIMMY: THANK YOU. YOU LOOK AWESOME.>BEN: OH SHIT. DON’T HIT A BIRD. DON’T HIT A BIRD. THEY KNOW JIMMY’S IN TOWN. THE VULTURES ARE HERE.>JIMMY: PICK OUR BONES.>JIMMY, WHERE ARE WE GOING RIGHT NOW?>JIMMY: WE’RE HEADING FOR THE MAYAN INN HOTEL AND BEACH BAR. ♪>THE FIFTH FLOOR. THE SECOND FLOOR ACTUALLY.>P.I. PAULIE: AY, AY, AY. HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME.>ALL THE ROOMS LOOK LIKE THIS IN THIS PROPERTY.>BEN: SO WE HAVE NO ROOMS FOR FAT PEOPLE?>NO. BUT NOW I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT I’VE GOT.>BEN: ALL RIGHT. THE POINT IS HE’S SAYING NOBODY CAN USE THESE FUCKING THINGS BUT MIDGETS. SO IT’S TOO SMALL. THE TUB AND THE TOILET. EVERYTHING’S CRAMPED UP. YOU KNOW, THEY BUILT THIS PLACE FOR LITTLE TINY PEOPLE.>SO NOW…>BEN: NOW…>YOU SEE THE DOOR INSIDE? THE VANITY AND I PUT THE SINK.>BEN: WHY CAN’T YOU GET A REGULAR DOOR OPEN LIKE THIS?>NO. YOU TAKE UP SPACE. SO NOW YOU HAVE A VANITY COUNTER AND A TOILET.>BEN: LET ME ASK
YOU A QUESTION. BECAUSE I HATE POCKET DOORS. YOU COULDN’T HAVE A DOOR SWING OUT? WHY NOT?>BECAUSE WE CAN LOOK AT THE OTHER PLACES TOO.>BEN: GONNA RIP OUT EVERY TUB IN THIS HOTEL?>YES. IT’S SO BAD. IT’S LEAKING. BUT SEE, OTHERWISE IT’S NOT WORTH THE DEAL.>BEN: NO MORE TUBS. JUST SHOWERS.>SHOWERS. EVERYTHING WALK-IN SHOWERS. ♪>ALL THESE LIGHTS WILL GO. IT WILL BE LED LIGHTS.>BEN: NOW WE’RE GOING INTO THE LUXURY SUITE. THE CELEBRITY LUXURY SUITE.>JIMMY: THIS IS THE SUITE ROOM RIGHT HERE, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN. COME ON THROUGH HERE. AS YOU SEE, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF CLOSET SPACE. WE’VE GOT TWO CLOSETS.>BEN: TWO CLOSETS!>JIMMY: WE’VE GOT A RUG THAT HOPEFULLY…>BEN: SECURITY DOOR. TWO CLOSETS.>JIMMY: IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE FAN ON, TOUGH YOUR LUCK. NOW THIS IS THE BATHROOM RIGHT HERE. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT IS A PRETTY SMALL TOILET. ANYBODY THAT WEIGHS MORE THAN 150 POUNDS CAN’T GET IN.>BEN: IT COMES WITH A KITCHEN, OH MY GOD! MICROWAVE.>YEAH. LIKE THIS WOULD BE ALL CHANGED TO NEW ONES.>BEN: YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS GOT IT MADE. OCEAN VIEW. DINING. LIVING THE LIFE. WHEN NOBODY’S LOOKING AT NIGHT I WANT YOU TO GET RID OF ALL OF THIS GRASS DOWN THERE.>JIMMY: BE SURE YOU DON’T PUT THAT ON THE TAPE.>OKAY LET’S GO TO JIMMY’S BAR. JIMMY’S BAR.>BEN: I LOVE THIS PEACH JUICE. I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS THAT TECHNICAL. WHAT IS HE DOING?>(WHISTLE) JIMMY!>BEN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON’T MAKE ME GET UPSET TODAY, PLEASE. I’M NOT IN THE MOOD. DOES THIS STOVE WORK?>NO. NOTHING WORKS. IT’S ALL CITY GAS. IT’S ALL YOURS. NEVER USED YEARS AND YEARS. WE’LL BUY NEW ONES.>BEN: BASICALLY WE COULD THROW A COUPLE OF FANS IN THIS HOOD.>IT DON’T WORK. THE CITY OR THE FIRE MARSHAL NOT GO WITH YOU TO DO THAT.>BEN: IF I CALLED ROB THE SHIT WOULD’VE BEEN DONE ALREADY. THIS WHOLE PLACE
WOULD BE OPERATING, RUNNING AND MAKING MONEY. WE’RE LOSING MONEY. SO WHO YOU BULLSHITTING?>JIMMY: IT’S A
RECIPE FOR DISASTER TRYING TO RUSH. IN LIFE YOU DON’T HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION. JUST REMEMBER THAT. I’VE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER FOR 30 YEARS. THE BIGGEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING IS STRATEGICALLY DONE LIKE THIS. IF IT LOOKED LIKE THAT YOU’D HAVE A HOME RUN. MY FRUSTRATION IS I DON’T LIKE TO RUSH DOING ANYTHING. WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FIVE WEEKS AGO, YOU KNOW. BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS SO WE’LL ROLL WITH IT AND MAKE IT WORK. AND I’LL PUT THE JIMMY HART ACT ON, YOU KNOW, SELL GOOD.>BEN: YOU KNOW JIMMY, YOU’VE GOT SEVEN DAYS TO GET THIS PLACE READY. WHERE’S THE BOOZE? WHERE’S THE GLASSES?>JIMMY: BUT HERE’S THE PROBLEM WE GOT. WHEN YOU MAKE US PUSH SO FAST TO DO SOMETHING IT’S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.>BEN: STOP THE BULLSHIT.>JIMMY: LOOK AT THIS. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. THIS THING IS COMPLETELY OUT. COMPLETELY.>BEN: WHY DON’T YOU JUST MOVE IT DOWN?>JIMMY: WHERE AM
I GONNA MOVE IT?>BEN: RIGHT THERE.>JIMMY: THERE’S
NO WHERE TO MOVE IT.>BEN: MOVE IT UP AGAINST THAT.>JIMMY: IT’S ALL
THE WAY DOWN HERE. BEN. BEN. YOU MOVE IT THREE FEET, LOOK OVER HERE. OKAY. OOPS, OH EXCUSE ME. LET ME TRY TO GET THIS OUT FROM OVER HERE. DON’T HIT ME IN THE ASS WITH THIS SIDE OVER HERE. YOUR GUYS CAME UP. THIS NEEDS TO BE OUT.>BEN: LISTEN. JUST STOP IT. STOP. NOW WHAT ELSE WE GOTTA BUY FOR THIS PLACE TO
GET IT RUNNING? NUMBER ONE, DOES THE REFRIGERATION WORK FOR NOW? LET’S GET IT OPEN. THEN WE’LL SEE WHAT
WE WANT TO DO. YOU KNOW, YOU WASTED… YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN FUCKING AROUND SINCE OCTOBER. YOU’VE BEEN WASTING NOVEMBER, DECEMBER, JANUARY, FEBRUARY. FOUR MONTHS YOU AIN’T DONE SHIT IN THIS FUCKING PLACE.>JIMMY: YOU KNOW
WHY WE HAVEN’T? BECAUSE WE GOT TOO MANY PEOPLE TELLING US WHAT TO DO. NO, THEY’LL COME IN HERE AND GO “PUT THE TVS HERE. PUT THE TVS THERE.”>BEN: OH STOP IT. BECAUSE YOU DON’T TAKE CHARGE.>JIMMY: HOW DO YOU TAKE CHARGE?>BEN: TAKE CHARGE.>JIMMY: HOW DO YOU TAKE CHARGE ON SOMETHING?>BEN: YOU JUST TAKE CHARGE.>JIMMY: WE DON’T
HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE. YOU HAVE TWO GUYS WORKING. THIS WEEK WE HAVE
ONE GUY WORKING.>BEN: ANYWAY, HE GAVE ME HIS WORD BY THE THIRD ALL THE TVS WILL BE UP. ALL RIGHT. SO YOU’RE OFF THE HOOK FOR TVS. YOU HAPPY? I WANT THE REPS TO MEET WITH JIMMY IMMEDIATELY. WE ORDER WHAT WE GOT AND THEN JIMMY CAN PLAY THE CELEBRITY CARD AGAIN. THEY’LL GIVE US A
TON OF FREE SHIT.>WHY IS FREE SHIT IMPORTANT?>BEN: BECAUSE THAT MEANS IT’S LESS MONEY YOU
HAVE TO SPEND. WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID? I TOLD HIM THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING CELEBRITY JOB HERE. THIS IS A JOB WHERE YOU GOTTA ACTUALLY FUCKING GET INVOLVED AND GET SHIT DONE. GET ON THE PHONE. MEET WITH THE VENDORS. ORDER THE STUFF YOU NEED. GET PEOPLE WORKING. GET THE SHIT DONE. THESE ARE THE FUCKING NEW WINDOWS I BOUGHT.>WHAT’S HE DOING?>BEN: BULLSHITTING. MAKING EXCUSES. TRYING TO PASS THE BUCK AGAIN, JUST LIKE THE LAST FUCKING BAR WE WERE AT. AND THE LAST ONE, FINE, HE WASN’T IN CHARGE. NOW HE WANTED HIS OWN BAR, THIS IS HIS FUCKING LEGACY. I PAY HIM FOR HIS
FUCKING ASSISTANT. I’M GIVING HIM A PLACE TO STAY. I’M GIVING HIM FUCKING CARS. YOU KNOW, COME ON. GET IN HERE AND GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OPENED. HE’S GOT SIX FUCKING, SIX OR SEVEN DAYS BEFORE THE FUCKING BIKERS ARE GOING TO INVADE THIS PLACE. THERE’S GOING TO BE 100… THERE’S 112 ROOMS HERE. THERE’LL BE AT LEAST 224 BIKERS HERE AND THEIR BITCHES. AND THEY’RE GONNA BE WANTING TO DRINK THAT HE AIN’T GOT A FUCKING BEER IN THERE TO SELL THEM. I WANNA SEE ACTION.>HE WANTS BAR-BACK.>JIMMY: NO, I SAID DO WE HAVE TO HAVE A BAR-BACK DOING THE THING? I DIDN’T KNOW. I’M JUST ASKING. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE’VE DONE THIS.>TWO WOMEN. DON’T PISS THEM OFF.>BEN: WHERE DO YOU NEED A BAR-BACK, FROM HERE TO THERE? THAT ROOM TO HERE?>WHEN THEY TURN AROUND THEN THAT’S THEIR BACK. WHY DO THEY NEED ANOTHER BAR-BACK. THERE’S NO PLACE FOR A BAR-BACK TO STAND.>JIMMY: I DIDN’T KNOW IF THEY HAVE TO GO GET THEIR ICE OR DON’T GET THE ICE. YOU KNOW, Y’ALL MAKE A JOKE OF THIS. LET ME TELL YOU, MY NAMES ON THIS (BEEP). EXCUSE ME FOR SAYING, TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT THERE. I DON’T WANT THAT
TO BE ON THERE.>BEN: NO, LEAVE IT ON.>JIMMY: NO. TAKE THAT OFF. Y’ALL ARE PUSHING ME INTO A SITUATION THAT WE’VE NEVER DONE BEFORE. AND EVERY TIME I’VE RUSHED AT ANYTHING IN MY LIFE IT’S TURNED OUT TO BE THE DRIZZLING SHITS. I HATE DOING THAT. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT’S SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW. TALKING TO PEOPLE, SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, ENTERTAINING, I CAN DO THAT. BUT THIS IS SOMETHING NEW AND I JUST WANT IT TO WORK FOR BEN’S SAKE. I WANT IT TO BE SUCCESSFUL.>BEN: ALL THESE BUSINESSES THEY’RE A LEARNING PROCESS. YOU GET IN, YOU GET THEM OPEN AND YOU WORK OUT THE BUGS. AND WORK ON THE ONES IN YOUR HAIR TOO.>BEN: BRINGING UP THE SAME FUCKING THINGS FOR NO REASON. THE DOOR IS HERE. PEOPLE CAN COME IN. END OF SUBJECT.>JIMMY: NO. HAPPY JUST SAID IT’S NOT. IT’S NOT.>BEN: STOP IT ALREADY WITH THE DOOR ALREADY. IT’S A FUCKING DOOR.>JIMMY: IS THIS GONNA BE AN ENTRANCE?>BEN: YES.>JIMMY: OKAY. THANK YOU. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE.>BEN: ENTRANCE. EXIT. INSIDE. OUTSIDE. WHATEVER THE FUCK.>JIMMY: AND IF I COULD PUT A SIGN UP HERE AT LEAST….>BEN: YEAH, PUT A FUCKING SIGN UP THERE. WHO CARES?>JIMMY: I DO. BECAUSE I WANNA MAKE SURE THEY CAN COME IN THROUGH HERE.>BEN: HOLY SHIT. YOU KEEP WORRYING ABOUT THIS FUCKING DOOR.>HI, HOW YOU DOING?>BEN: HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO MEET YOU.>THE PLEASURES ALL MINE.>BEN: YOU’RE A FRIEND OF HIS?>IF HE LETS ME.>BEN: WELL, THIS
IS THE SITUATION.>YES SIR.>BEN: WE’RE JUST TWO BIG GUYS WITH POLO SHIRTS. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THESE ARE THE BEST FUCKING T-SHIRTS YOU CAN BUY.>YOU GOT IT. IT’S WORTH THE MONEY.>BEN: THEY LAST FOREVER.>EXACTLY.>BEN: AND THEY’RE COMFORTABLE AND THEY DON’T FADE. AND THEY DON’T SHRINK. ME AND YOU SHOULD GO SHOPPING TOGETHER ONE DAY.>IT’S A DILLARDS, BUT IT’S THEIR WAREHOUSE.>BEN: OH YEAH. THEY HAVE BIG SIZES?>YEAH. THIS SHIRT, THIS SHIRTS NEW.>BEN: I HAVE TO BUY FROM XL.>I PAID $17.95. I’LL TAKE IT TO MY PLACE. IT’S AWESOME. WE GOTTA GO LOOK AT THIS SHOPPING CENTER DOWN THE BLOCK. IT’S GOING ON AUCTION IN ABOUT ANOTHER 20 MINUTES. I THINK THEY WANT $8 MILLION BUT I ONLY WANT TO PAY ABOUT FIVE. BUT YOU KNOW, I MAY PAY THE $8 MILLION BECAUSE THIS IS A MAJOR FRIGGING DESTINATION TOURIST ATTRACTION. I’M TOO FAT TO DRIVE. YOU DRIVE.>WHY SHOULD I DRIVE?>BEN: IT’S A FUCKING KIA. I DRIVE A ROLLS-ROYCE. HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DRIVE A KIA? YOU DRIVE. YOU’RE SKINNY. LET’S GO TO THE MANAGER OFFICE. THIS PLACE NEEDS
TO BE CLEANED UP. WINDOWS. UP THERE NEEDS TO BE PAINTED. I APPRECIATE IT. THANKS A LOT. SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR LUNCH.>NO, YOU’RE GOOD.>BEN: FIRST TWO
WE’RE LOOKING AT IS, HOW MUCH IS THE MANAGEMENT COMPANY CHARGING? AND HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WORKING IN THIS OFFICE THAT AIN’T DOING SHIT? THERE’S FOUR PEOPLE THAT ARE GETTING PAID TO WORK IN THIS OFFICE, THERE’S ONE GUY THERE EATING SOME FUCKING MACARONI. THE PROBLEM THIS PLACE SIMPLY HAS IS THAT IT’S GOT TOO MUCH EXPENSE. OKAY. SO TOO MUCH MONEY IS GOING TOWARDS THE OPERATING AND NOT GOING TOWARDS THE INCOME. THAT’S THE BIG PROBLEM HERE. SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT. IMAGINE WE GET WHAT’S HIS NAME OVER THERE, SKRILLEX. PACK THIS PLACE UP WITH PEOPLE STANDING OUT, JUMPING UP AND DOWN. THE PROPERTY ENDS AND THE HILTON STARTS RIGHT HERE. WE’RE ATTACHED TO THE HILTON ON ONE SIDE AND WE’RE ATTACHED TO THE WYNDHAM RESORT ON THE OTHER SIDE. I DON’T SEE ANY DAMAGE OR ANY STRUCTURAL PROBLEMS. I DON’T SEE NO CRACKS. ESCALATOR. ESCALATOR. LET’S TAKE THE ESCALATOR. I LOVE THIS PLACE. ALL RIGHT, LET’S TAKE THE TEST. OOH! THIS IS A CLEAN DEAL, BABY. A CLEAN DEAL. ♪>BEN: THIS PLACE
IS REALLY GREAT. I GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEMS ARE HERE. IT’S CONNECTED TO
TWO MAJOR HOTELS. A MOVIE THEATER. RESTAURANTS. BARS. OCEAN. CONCERTS. PARKING. WHAT THE HELL ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR? IT SAYS THAT IT’S A HISTORICAL LANDMARK BUT IT DOESN’T SAY THE
YEAR IT WAS BUILT. I LIKE THIS PLACE. I’M GONNA BUY THIS PLACE. THIS PLACE IS GREAT. I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY NOBODY’S MADE A GO
OF THIS PLACE. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS PUT A LITTLE FUCKING TIME
INTO THIS PLACE. A LITTLE TIME, A LITTLE PAINT, A LITTLE CLEANING, A LITTLE MARKETING. THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING DIAMOND. I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE JUST DON’T… WHEN THEY BUY THIS REAL ESTATE WHY THEY DON’T WORK IT. YOU GOTTA WORK THIS SHIT. I CAN WORK THIS PLACE. I DID MY HOMEWORK. NOW I GOTTA GO HOME AND DO MY REAL HOMEWORK. I GOTTA SEE WHAT KIND OF NUMBERS THIS PLACE IS BRINGING IN AND HOW MUCH IT’S PUTTING OUT AND SEE IF IT MAKES FINANCIAL SENSE. PAINT. PAINT. PAINT. PUT A LITTLE LIPSTICK
ON THIS PIG AND TAKE IT TO THE MARKET.>WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR FOR PRESIDENT?>BEN: ROSS PEROT. HILLARY IS A FUCKING WITCH. YOU KNOW. SHE SUCKED AS THE
PRESIDENT’S WIFE. SHE CAN’T EVEN KEEP HER HUSBAND HAPPY, HOW’S SHE GOING TO KEEP THE COUNTRY HAPPY? SHE’S A FUCKING IDIOT.>HOW ABOUT BERNIE SANDERS?>BEN: NEVER EVEN HEARD OF HIM. I’D RATHER HAVE COL. SANDERS AS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT THAN BERNIE SANDERS. HE’S NEVER DONE NOTHING HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFE.>WHAT ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?>BEN: DONALD TRUMP IS A WACKO. ALL HE IS IS A BIG GIANT EGO. IT TAKES MORE THAN AN EGO TO RUN A FUCKING COUNTRY. ALL HE’S GOTTA DO IS HE STARTS MOUTHING OFF TO THE FUCKING WRONG PEOPLE WE’LL HAVE ALL KINDS OF TERRORIST PROBLEMS HERE. DONALD TRUMP IS A DANGEROUS MAN. JUST BECAUSE HE WAS BORN RICH DOESN’T MAKE HIM SMART. LOOK AT ALL THE TIMES HE WENT… RIGHT NOW THEY’RE SUING HIM OVER ALL THE BUILDINGS THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO CREATE THAT WENT BELLY UP. HIS CASINOS ARE BELLY UP. HE’S ON HIS THIRD FUCKING WIFE. HE CAN’T EVEN KEEP A WIFE. HIS KIDS ARE ALL A BUNCH OF… THEY’RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEY’RE LIKE ROBOTS
THEY LOOK LIKE. THEY HAVE NO… I DON’T KNOW. HE TRIES TO OVERSHADOW EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY. WHEN YOU NEED THAT MUCH ATTENTION YOU GOT ISSUES. YOU KNOW, WHAT HE NEEDS IS A PSYCHIATRIST TO FIND OUT WHY HE NEEDS SO MUCH ATTENTION IN LIFE. DIDN’T HE GET ANY LOVE AND ATTENTION WHEN HE WAS A BABY? BORN WITH A GOLDEN SPOON IN HIS MOUTH. A PLATINUM SPOON. TRUMP WILL PUT US IN A SCHLUMP. THAT’S JUST MY
OPINION BY THE WAY. ♪

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  1. OMG I have been saying this for years, fuck people that put birds in cages, and fish in aquariums, and keep cats only indoors, and no one will listen, I cant believe Ben just said this lol, people that do that should be strapped to a tree and beaten with a rusty ironbar. Anyways Ben listen I’m an inventor, and I need funding for my invention, lets partner up and make this god damn invention happen. Thanks Vee 818 401 8471

  2. You need your own tv show your funny as hell love watching you…IT would be a huge hit 100 percent. i bet someone will eventually see these videos and get this on tv.

  3. That old building, with the rounded roof, would be awesome for theater and plays, orchestras, bands and tenors. It would draw people in big time. You were wrong aboot Trump pal. He is putting his money where his mouth is. YES HE CAN YES HE CAN. The rest play lip service to it, yet he is actually trying to put American interests 1st. Everyone was wrong aboot him, even me. PPS it doesnt take a genius to make money and you sir defo arent one either. Trump doesnt smoke, do drugs, drink or gamble. Do you, and so whats there not to like? What do you think also his priority would be, as also a businessman like you, not a paycheck career politician, would be?….V

  4. The quote about all the bikers coming in…AND THEIR BITCHES…I freakin' haven't laughed that hard in years. Great stuff!

  5. This entire episode is hilarious. From the midgets comment to the bikers and their bitches, but the best is at 11;13 Ben is stepping on jimmy’s face. Ben you are the best

  6. Trump for 2020 because he gets shit done like you Ben you get shit done PS Trump lost all of his top people in a helicopter crash that's why the casino went to hell ,the crazy part is Trump was supposed to be on it!!!

  7. I just saw this episode in 2019 and the description of Trump at the end is spot on. Ben is a smart dude …

  8. we put skrillex in there, pack the place with people jumping up and down….. hahahahaha this dude gets it at a whole diferent level. great dude

  9. Love Jimmy – but Ben just hits everything on the head …love learning from this big fella . Absolutely always honest .

  10. He So adequate where he stands on trump .. trump is a selfish son of a bitch . Wake up ppl … Ben is absolutely 100% right on

  11. Just finding this little gold mine. That insight into Trump was epic. Took 2 years, an FBI investigation, an Embedded podcast series and 5 world-class journalists to unveil some conclusions Ben just spouted off the top of the dome about number 45.

  12. Jimmy talking sad to the camera seems like Slurms McKenzie (Futurama) in that he just wants to get off the party train and just go home

  13. Jimmy talking sad to the camera seems like Slurms McKenzie (Futurama) in that he just wants to get off the party train and just go home

  14. Why are you fucking this great show with those LAME ASSCLOWNS Wrestlers….
    Jimmy Hart….
    What a fucking joke….lol

  15. Ben do you honestly think he can handle it…
    He fucking cant
    Does he have pictures of you sucking a donkey dick…???

  16. Ben's right! Trump is everything he said. And he'd know. Trust me. I saw where he came from. Changed my whole opinon of the guy.

  17. This is pure gold. His last impression about Trump Lmao. Hope he still run his businesses properly

  18. when he talks about Trump , hahahhaaa . Wonder did any light bulbs go off . I stayed at the mayan inn last summer

  19. Every video I always hear someone say “don’t put that on the tape” at least 2-3 times. Lmao they always put it on for us!! Thanks Danny haha

  20. Yea .promoting sea world is classic…pay any taxes yet? Nice you drive on roads have hydro fire depts; cops clean water all fkn free…what you provide jobs? Anne rand parasite

  21. Hey Ben ,Well four years later Trump has lowered taxes, raised the stock market to record highs, unemployment at record lows for minorities, stopped ttp, brought back millions of jobs from over seas, nafta, and still trying to build the wall. Vote trump 2020

  22. "Why is free shit important?" … "Because that is less money you have to spend. What are you stupid?" lol, My favorite response.

  23. Hell yea brother. I watched this series so much in the past year because I had a lot of medical issues! This series helped me so much getting thru it! So glad season 1 is back on YT! Nothing compares to the videos you made with Ben. Can't wait for Season 2 to be back on youtube as well!

  24. Its so nice to go back and watch these older eps. They are done so much better than the new ones on bens channel. Glad these are back up danny.

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