Key & Peele – Dubstep

Key & Peele – Dubstep


I HAVE FINISHED MY BEDROOM.
I HAVE FINISHED THE OFFICE. AND I’M JUST WRAPPING UP
THE LIVING ROOM. – OKAY.
– SO YEAH. – I’LL GET PACK-A-LACKIN’.
– I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. – MIND IF I PUT ON
SOME MUSIC? – I DO NOT. I DO NOT.
– ALL RIGHT. I GOT THIS NEW DUBSTEP. – UH, DUBSTE–WHAT IS THAT?
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. – OH, DUDE,
YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT. – OH, COOL.
COOL, MAN. [stereo beeps] [peaceful electronic intro] OOH, I LIKE THIS. – WAIT FOR THE DROP.
– I’M SORRY, “THE DROP”? [thrumming electronic bass line] ♪ WHAT IS HAPPENING? – WHAT? – WHAT IS THIS? – I CAN’T HEAR YOU! [music stops]
– [gasping] WHAT IS THAT? – THE MUSIC? – I’M SORRY, IS THAT MUSIC?
– OH, YEAH. DUDE, THAT’S THE DUBSTEP, MAN. THAT’S MY JAM. – WELL, IT’S–
IT’S A LITTLE, UH, LOUD AND DISORIENTING, AND, YOU KNOW,
YOU’RE BEING A LITTLE ROUGH WITH MY THINGS. – ROUGH WITH–
DUDE, YOUR STUFF IS FINE. – WHY AM I SWEATING SO MUCH? – BECAUSE YOU’RE FEELIN’ IT. – IS THAT A GOOD THING?
– YES! COME ON, MAN. JUST GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT. – OKAY. OKAY. I WILL. [thrumming bass line,
electronic chirps] ♪ – WHOA, DUDE! YOU’RE TOTALLY JACKING
MY FLOW UP. – DUDE, YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING,
AND SO IS MINE. [gasping] – [laughing]
AWESOME. – IT DOESN’T REALLY SEEM
LIKE MUSIC TO ME. – OKAY. WOW. WALLY GETTING
A LITTLE BIT OLD. – NO, DON’T DO THAT.
– ALL RIGHT. – COME ON.
– NO. DIDN’T REALIZE THAT.
OKAY. UM, YEAH, WHAT WOULD YOU
RATHER LISTEN TO? I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME
HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH, IF THAT’S YOUR– – OH, THAT’S FUNNY.
– IS THAT GOOD? WANT SOME COLOR ME BADD? – YOU KNOW WHAT?
D–GO AHEAD. I DON’T CARE.
I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING. GO AHEAD AND PLAY IT.
I DON’T CARE. BECAUSE I’M NOT THAT OLD. I CAN GET INTO IT, OKAY? WE JUST–LET’S JUST GET
THIS STUFF PACKED. PLAY IT. [erratic electronic beats,
mixed sound effects] ♪ [screams] [glass shatters,
car alarm blares] – [gasps] – I THINK I’M GETTING IT! – YEAH! HA, HA! [laughing maniacally]

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100 Comments

  1. What happen if they play dupstep and use flakka in the same time < michael jackson's thriller dance mode ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

  2. After eating their Breakfast that just so happened to be Continental, these two gentlemen decided to listen to Dubstep. Little did they know, it would result in Consequences like bleeding from the nose like they were Eleven from Stranger Things. They should've listened to Country Music.

  3. What would you rather listen to? I wrote a song but I'm not gonna sing it because that would be pretty gay. Ok I'll give it a shot

  4. I called my friend home and played Dubstep remixes.
    But he jumped out of the window and fell on top of a car.
    C O N S E Q U E N C E S…

  5. I want to know which one of them was a massive Hooty and the Blowfish fan because they reference them way too much for it to be a coincidence

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  9. I had this dream where I would go back in time to the ancient Egyptians with a tank, fireworks, drones, and other technology with like 100 guns. when I get there, I make 2 secret friends. I teach them English and after 3 months, we fully understand each other. Then we go out every day and recruit people to work for us,(with our guns and technology, it's not hard.) After we gather up 50 folks, they start by building a base for training and a house. One guard stands at each side of the house and a sniper lies on top of it. When the time came and we were prepared for battle, we gathered at sunset by the hiltop one mile north of the pyramid building and palace with now at about 100 men. Me and 7 men in the tank. 50 men with paintball guns, behind them 30 men with machine guns. To either side of the tank, lie two snipers and two bazooka launchers dudes… needless to say, we are damn prepared to take over the PALACE and KINGDOM of Egypt protected by only bows and arrows of approximately 500-1000 soldiers tops. Still quite dark now about 6:00 am we head toward the palace. I send four men, one to each side of the palace with one of the biggest fireworks I bought along. I tell them when one goes off light yours up. Now getting a little lighter, sun rising, birds awakening, chirping and…BOOM! Boom! boom! boom!โœจ๐ŸŽ†colorful fireworks filling the sky! Needless to say, the Egyptians were scared sh*tless! The guards rush outside as the king stairs from his window frame. In shock. One by one my snipers take out some guards. As we get closer, they see us and the tank. They start running towards us with their horses and arrows. Merely a 100 feet/meters away from each other the firing begins! Rat-tet-tat-tet-tat… dozens of em' falling to the ground simultaneously with blood spraying everywhere. 10 minutes later. Quiet. WE WON! Kingdom is mine!

  10. Dubstep is the genre of delusional, entitled ass wiggers. If you want to get into the scene, just listen to the music. Don't follow the artists. They will turn you off. Following dubstep DJs on social media ruined dubstep for me. Don't even go to festivals. The dubstep crowd is a bunch of racist, wannabe gangsters. I don't even like the fuckin music anymore after getting into the "culture."

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