“Peanut: Taste of China” | Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM

“Peanut: Taste of China” | Controlled Chaos  | JEFF DUNHAM


– What is wrong with you tonight? You’re being a little extra annoying. – I’m sorry, I got cranky today ’cause we didn’t have
anything to eat on the bus. – Right, we haven’t been
to the store in a while. – You know what I had to do? – What?
– I had to phone order takeout Chinese food.
– Oh. – Have you done this lately? – Phone order take out Chinese, no. – Excuse me, but do
these guys get together in the morning and decide who speaks English the worst? (audience laughs) Okay, Chen, today your day
to take the phone order. (imitates foreign language) (audience laughs) So here’s me placing a phone order for takeout Chinese food. – What was the name of the restaurant? – Oh, Taste of China. (audience laughs) Hello, I’d like to place
a phone order today. (imitates foreign language) (audience laughs) Okay, I need two orders
of Kung Pao Chicken. (imitates foreign language) (audience laughs) Okay, and I need something with salmon. Oh, you like the fish? You like the fish from Taste of China? (audience laughs) Uh, yeah and I need chopsticks. Oh, no fork? (audience laughs) I said I need chopsticks. No fork? Chopsticks. No fork? No fork, no fork? Taste of the China like fish? (audience laughs) (audience claps) Could you repeat that? No fork, Taste of the China like fish? Did you get it? (audience laughs) No fork, Taste of the China– – They got it! (audience laughs) First of all, do you
know how racist that is? (audience laughs) – That’s why it’s so (beep) funny. (audience laughs)

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  1. This is so sad.. im laughing so hard and im chinese πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I can here the chinese military coming.. 0-0

  2. Peanut…I’d babysit. πŸ˜‚. He is so adorable. I just can’t stand not to think of him being human.

  3. Oml the subtitles at 2:28 "National is the salsa honey" when its suppose to be "thats why its so fucking funny" jajaja dead xD

  4. Had to pause midway to write this comment. Because holy moly I was out of breath laughing my ass off at the accent.

  5. That was name of my favorite restaurant for decades, the music was the most beautiful traditional Chinese, probably the only place you eat that you didn't get sick, the food was cooked to the right temp and maintained, if something was low or empty wouldn't take more than 11 to 17 minutes before it was refilled, a female top chef visited and ate there. Unfortunately, it suffered from vandalism and people walking out without paying which took place 5 times in 1 night right before they closed for the final time and the lobby was vandalized during an actual racist attack but the owner and staff handled it respectfully. What makes me laugh about this skit is the one here didn't take phone order's and there wasn't a delivery option, that was at Kung Fu kitchen also closed, and commonly people didn't use chopsticks there, the chicken and noodles were really good as the drinks.

  6. I'm gonna have to watch this special this again because I don't remember it being like this, even with the censoring. πŸ˜’

  7. You and my dad have something in common, you're both divorced. My dad owns this special along with Spark of Insanity, and we would always watch them on custody weekends. You are one of my favorite comedians, and I enjoy your specials very much. Keep making great entertainment and I hope you have a happy life.

  8. I remember seeing Jeff Dunham do this bit live in Oakland before this aired. He brought Guitar Guy out during it and he was playing music during the whole thing. It was hilarious.

  9. Jeff dunham YOU ARE THE BEST I LOVED BESIDE HIMSELF IT KILLED ME when u said "ew poop" I love ur shows tell peanut I said hi please!

  10. Want to watch this and other 4 Jeff's shows and for free with an android device?
    Go to playstore, install Tubi Tv, agree to all their legal crap and enjoy.

  11. He funny at everything he does ,love the guy and the guys ,no one does it better ,I hope he comes to my area,he needs to add a female puppet.

  12. Jeff and peanut are so fuunyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I have to go to the washroom affter every video. Btw Jeff is just to good😱 that I would die to watch him

  13. I love your stuff Jeff but critisizing chinese people for having difficulty with speaking English sounds racist to me. Same as when you did your bit with Peanut and Jose about Mexican people and their traditions. In my opinion you went too far.

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  15. THAT'S WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS!!! JEFF HAS THE ANSWER TO AMERICA'S RACISM PROBLEM AND HE MIGHT NOT EVEN KNOW IT!!?!! EVERYONE JUST REFUSES TO LET RACISM BOTHER THEM ANYMORE AND WE TURN IT AROUND BY LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING RACIST!!! WE STOP LETTING SERIOUSLY RACIST PEOPLE MAKE ANYONE UPSET OVER IT ANYMORE!!?!! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE!?! NOW WHAT'S THE SERIAL RACIST GOING TO DO WHEN HE CAN'T HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS ANYMORE??? HE'LL BECOME EXTINCT!!! DONE DEAL!!!!

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