Our new brake
pads are really cool. You’re not even
gonna believe it. Like, umm, let’s say you’re
drivin’ along the road
with your family And you’re drivin’ along.
La, de, da, whoo. Then, all of a sudden,
there’s a truck tire
in the middle of the road [imitating brakes screeching]
and you hit the brakes. [chuckling]
whoa. That was close. Now, let’s see what
happens when you’re Driving with
the “other guy’s” brake pads. You’re drivin’ along,
you’re drivin’ along, You know, all of a sudden
the kids are yellin’
from the back seat. “I gotta go to the bathroom,
daddy.” “not now, damn it!” Truck tire. [imitating brakes screeching]
“I can’t stop!” [groaning] Help! There’s a cliff. [groaning] And your family’s screamin’, “oh, my god!
We’re burnin’ alive! No, I can’t feel my legs!” In comes the meat wagon. [imitating ambulance siren] And the medic
gets out and says,
“oh, my god.” New guy’s in
the corner pukin’
his guts out. [groaning] All because you want to save
a couple of extra pennies. [chuckling]
to me, it doesn’t– Get out. Now. Yes, sir. Do you validate? Now! Ok. Thank you.