Your Third Wheel Friend

Your Third Wheel Friend


♪♪>>YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT SHE SHOWED A LOT OF POTENTIAL.>>NO, I DIDN’T LIKE HOW NON-COMMITTAL SHE SOUNDED ABOUT LONG-TERM PLANS.>>YOU’RE SO HARD ON EVERYONE. [KNOCK ON THE DOOR] >>COME IN!>>HI.>>OH. HELLO! YOU MUST BE JOEL BRIGHTON.>>YES, THAT’S ME.>>HI, I’M RICHARD.>>HI.>>I’M RENEE.>>HI, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU BOTH.>>YEAH. NOW JOEL, RICH AND I HAVE INTERVIEWED A LOT OF PEOPLE TODAY TO BE OUR ANNOYING THIRD WHEEL FRIEND.>>YES WE HAVE.>>YES. MAY I HAVE A SEAT?>>OH ABSOLUTELY.>>YEAH.>>GO AHEAD.>>HM.>>SO JOEL, WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE A GOOD THIRD WHEEL FRIEND?>>WELL, I’M VERY CONFIDENT IN MY ABILITIES.>>MHM. YOU HAVE SOME IMPRESSIVE REFERENCES FROM SOME NOTABLE THIRD WHEELS. SOLANGE KNOWLES, PRINCE HARRY. OH, THIS ONE CAUGHT MY EYE, RON WEASLEY.>>OH WOW!>>NOT BAD!>>HOW DID GET HIM?>>WE HAVE A FACEBOOK GROUP.>>OH THAT’S GREAT. THAT’S GREAT. AND IT ALSO SAYS ON YOUR RESUME THAT YOU RECENTLY LEFT A JOB AS AN ANNOYING FIFTH WHEEL. WHAT HAPPENED THERE?>>I JUST WASN’T BEING CHALLENGED ENOUGH. I ALWAYS FELT OVER INCLUDED LIKE EVERYONE ACTUALLY WANTED ME TO BE THERE.>>[LAUGHTER] >>WELL THAT WON’T BE HAPPENING HERE.>>OH, NOT AT ALL.>>NOT AT ALL.>>NOT AT ALL.>>WONDERFUL. WONDERFUL.>>OH GREAT. WELL JOEL HOW ABOUT WE RUN THROUGH SOME POTENTIAL SCENARIOS, OKAY? NOW YOU’RE MAIN RESPONSIBILITIES WOULD CONSIST OF TAGGING ALONG ON OUR OUTINGS.>>RIGHT. RIGHT. SO IF WE SAID, “HEY JOEL, WE’RE GOING TO “GO RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THAT?”>>I LOVE FERRIS WHEELS! LET’S GO!>>GREAT!>>THAT WAS GOOD.>>GREAT! YES. NO, I LOVE HOW YOU MISINTERPRETED OUR STATEMENT AS AN INVITATION.>>YEAH.>>I THINK THAT REALLY CONVEYS YOUR PATHETIC SENSE OF CONFIDENCE IN OUR FRIENDSHIP.>>RIGHT.>>YEAH. YEAH.>>IT MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE’RE DOING YOU A SERVICE, WHICH I THINK IS KEY TO ANY THIRD WHEEL FRIENDSHIP.>>VITAL. YEAH, OKAY. A NEW SCENARIO. LET’S SAY WE’VE ALL JUST FINISHED DINNER AT OUR HOUSE AND I TURN TO RICH AND SAY, “HEY HONEY, “WHY DON’T WE WATCH A ROMANTIC MOVIE TOGETHER?”>>SOUNDS GREAT.>>WELL I ALREADY BROUGHT THE VOW!>>OH WOW. HE’S PREPARED.>>BOY SCOUT RIGHT HERE.>>WOW. WOW. JUST CAME WITH IT.>>SO WE JUST FINISHED THE MOVIE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? THANK US FOR DINNER, GET YOUR COAT?>>ACTUALLY I’M FEELING A LITTLE PECKISH. I MIGHT JUST CHECK YOUR FRIDGE.>>HM.>>NICE. I LIKE HOW YOU’RE STILL EATING OUR FOOD EVEN THOUGH WE JUST FED YOU.>>MHM.>>YOU’RE REALLY COMMITTED TO NOT LEAVING US ALONE.>>WELL, I’M ALONE MOST OF THE TIME AND I HATE IT SO I FIGURE WHY WOULD YOU TWO WANT TO BE ALONE?>>YES!>>WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.>>YES! LAYING ON THE GUILT.>>YEAH.>>I LOVE THAT.>>WOW.>>YES. KEY.>>IT’S A GIFT.>>OH WOW. OKAY JOEL, HOW ABOUT WE GO THROUGH ONE MORE SCENARIO.>>YEAH, OKAY.>>NOW, HOW COMFORTABLE ARE YOU WITH PDA?>>OH, VERY COMFORTABLE.>>SO, THIS WOULDN’T BOTHER YOU?>>OH YEAH, NOT AT ALL.>>MAYBE IF YOU WALKED IN ON US EMBRACING?>>YEAH, OKAY.>>WELL I CAN’T READ SOCIAL CUES, SO I’M FINE WITH IT.>>TAKE IT UP A NOTCH?>>YEAH, YUP.>>OH, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THE FUTURE I’LL NEVER HAVE.>>WOW!>>WONDERFUL!>>THAT WAS GOOD WORK.>>WONDERFUL!>>WORK WELL.>>YES. NO, THE HUG, I THINK THAT TOOK IT A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.>>THAT’S WHAT WE’VE BEEN MISSING SOME POORLY TIMED PHYSICAL CONTACT. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT.>>YES! NO. NOW, NOW, RICH, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT UM, I COULD ACTUALLY FEEL THE SPARK OF OUR LOVE DIMINISHING.>>COULD YOU FEEL THAT? I COULD FEEL THAT.>>I COULD FEEL THAT- YOU COULD FEEL THAT?>>YEAH.>>OH THAT’S GREAT.>>YOU FLATTER ME.>>OH, THAT’S WONDERFUL. NOW JOEL, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US WHILE WE DISCUSS OUR OPTIONS?>>OH YES, OF COURSE.>>YEAH.>>OKAY, GREAT. GREAT.>>IT’S REALLY- >>YEAH?>>JOEL WE WANT TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW.>>WE ARE ALONE.>>[APPLAUSE] >>WELL DONE, JOEL.>>WELL DONE.>>YOU’VE GOT THE JOB!>>OH YES.>>THANK YOU.>>PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS.>>OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>WE DID IT HONEY!>>OH! SO WHEN DO I START?>>I GUESS NOW IS AS GOOD A TIME AS->>SELFIE!>>HE’S REALLY GOOD.>>YEAH.>>DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEO?>>I DID.>>HOW ABOUT YOU VIEWERS OUT THERE? DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEO?>>I DID.>>WELL, TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.>>YEAH, COMMENT BELOW AND TELL US ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU WERE THE AWKWARD THIRD WHEEL.>>AND DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE.>>I DID!>>IT’S GREAT.>>GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND RIGHT NOW JOEL.>>THANKS GUYS! SO WHAT ARE WE DOING AFTER THIS?>>[SIGHS] >>MAKING THAI? MAYBE SOME ZA?>>NO ONE SAYS ZA.>>DO THEY NOT?>>NO ONE.>>MAY MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.

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100 Comments

  1. i liked because it was clever (especially the 'have a seat') part. but i wanna dislike because it hurts too much

  2. I haven’t been a third wheel but I’m in a relationship with an amazing person and my friend will annoy us allot.

  3. "I always felt overincluded like everyone actually wanted me to be there."
    Well, at least they know how to get rid of him, just in case…

  4. I’m a third wheel and never dated anyone, but my sister always turns to me every time she needs help flirting with her boyfriend….😬

  5. I'm scared of commitment so often time I'm single than in a relationship. So my couple friends do invite me to their lunches or shopping… I'm kinda a professional third wheeler by now

  6. I’ve always had a girlfriend because I’m cool hot popular but my friend has always been popular but he can’t get a girl so he’s me and my gf third wheel

  7. I was the awkward third wheel when me my brother and his girlfriend went to the beach i was a little younger and really bad at swimming and short so i couldn’t go to far into the ocean but they could and i kept trying to get there attention but it was pretty awkward

  8. This is my life with my friends… They are a couple and I never get to do anything with them cuz they are always hanging out.

  9. I'm the third wheel for my brother and his girlfriend and it's awesome XD I actually like it. M (his girlfriend) likes to include me, and it honestly just makes me happy knowing that she likes when her boyfriends little sister is there 🙂 Thanks hun

  10. Um so my friend was going for a drive with this guy she met and she didn’t want to go alone so i tagged along, we ended up stopping on the side of the road, I was confused but just sat there and then they started kissing which was fine…but then things got heated…uh they were doing “it” in the front of the car…and if you thought it couldn’t get worse well they decided to move there play time to the BACK of the car…where I was sitting, it was a interesting time trying to get to the front…but long story short I finally got home at like 3am and haven’t hung out with them since:)

  11. If we count it in just Romance Harry is the third wheel

    If we count it as the Golden Trio uses Ron is the third wheel

    If we count it as their friendship Hermione is totally the third wheel

  12. You should have a sketch where Matt is getting annoying and you guys hire someone to get rid of him but he never leaves them alone

  13. My awkward wheel was, that I had to do something stupid, but I have a connection-comfortably, so I get an a hand f it.

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